What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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