chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
