He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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