Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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