How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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