I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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