make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Are these your boobs on my camera?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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