he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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