we're blogging at a bar
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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