Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Operation Purity has been aborted
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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