That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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