is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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