No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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