I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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