just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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