so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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