Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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