My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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