"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
too bad you live with your parents still
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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