It's Friday. Sex?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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