I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
