I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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