It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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