i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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