so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Randomize
