um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
they need to just BURY HIM!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have feelings that need drinking.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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