Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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