Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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