oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Couch. On fire.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize