My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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