so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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