So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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