fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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