Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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