he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
