Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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