its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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