I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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