he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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