I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
