Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Randomize
