i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I don't deserve a penis
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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