worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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