Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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