It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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