GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
