Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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