I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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