I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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