I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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