All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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