Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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